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Saturday, May 12th, 2001
2:10 pm
Oh. By the way, in case you're wondering where I've gone?

I'm living at http://www.antilove.com/vanities/ these days.

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Monday, May 7th, 2001
4:29 pm
I think I'll be using livejournal just for boredom's sake. :) Here's a survey. Eat your Wheaties.


WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Freelance web designer. Shae's a sexcellent business partner. :)

IF YOU COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE FOR A DAY, WHO WOULD IT BE? Mary Withers, I think.

GOLD OR SILVER: Silver, aesthetically. Gold for value.

WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? Bridget Jone's Diary, the night Shae rearrived in San Diego

FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTER? GIR, MOTHERFUCKER!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? A pizza pocket. I think it was also lunch.

WHO WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH MOST? Dustin from Phoenix. Or maybe not, becase at least he entertained the debate with me. Pat Buchanan.

CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? When I'm drunk ..

WHO INSPIRES YOU? Shaelish, Andrew, the fucking cat (I wish I could spill beer everywhere and still be cute, fuzzy, and hugable. :P)

WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Claire Florence

BEACH OR CITY? San Diego is the perfect combination of both!

SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS? Abt 12

BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? Popcorn is satan's food.

WORST MEMORY? The hardest thing I've ever had to do was walk away from 14 years of growing up.

BEST MEMORY? Spending the weekend with two of the most intelligent, funny people I have the priviledge of loving was pretty nice. :)

FAVORITE SANDWICH? Much thinly sliced lunch meat. White bread, no crusts. BUTTER.

HAVE ANY PETS? Does Laurel count? *GRIN*

WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? Backstabbing sucks. So does hypocrisy. I think what I despise most is emptiness.

FAVORITE FLOWER? Tulips. Purple ones. Especially ones accompanied by adorable cards and given for three week anniversaries. :)

IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN ON THE LOTTERY HOW LONG WOULD YOU LEAVE IT BEFORE YOU TOLD PEOPLE? Approx. two seconds.

FIZZY OR STILL WATER? Milk.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM? Dirty.

HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? I don't know where my keys are.

WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? I want to travel when I am older.

JUGGLE, IF YES HOW MANY? I used to juggle boyfriends, but I've found that all I need is Andrew.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FORM OF EXERCISE? Running after cats with a hammer in hand is always pleasant.

RED OR WHITE WINE? Vodka.

WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I spent my 18th birthday with Ian and some Garage kids and Chris Tani in Hyde Park lighting things on fire with my birthday cake. Its something I still think about when I need to cheer myself up. It was one of the sweetest things anybody has done for me.

WHERE DO YOU FOOD SHOP? Taco Bell.

DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? I carry a donor sticker. Close efuckinough.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I stole it off of Marlee's livejournal. Its apparently been making the rounds. Marlee's a cute cookie. :)

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Thursday, May 3rd, 2001
3:07 am - You --
Hey -- you? *points finger @ end user* Yea. You. You know who you are.

You fucking suck. Suck my fat wang.

(If you're reading this, then this probably wasn't directed at you. You bland motherfucker.)

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Wednesday, May 2nd, 2001
5:34 pm
Love it, or die.

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Thursday, April 26th, 2001
10:51 am - I know I don't use livejournal anymore, but ...


:)

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Monday, April 16th, 2001
9:19 am - GONE GONE GONE
Shae, I'm following suit.

I'll still keep this around for broad, mass mailing type expression. Just don't expect much of a presence here from now on.

Goodbye Livejournal.

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Friday, April 13th, 2001
12:07 pm - Naked and screaming on your front porch ..
Dude.

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Monday, April 9th, 2001
3:40 pm - A little survey :)
1.How tall are you? 5'6"
2.Do you have a big nose? I have a weird nose. Its like somebody poked me in the face when I was just born.
3.Do you have a funny lookin bottom? Laurel and Shae and Danielle and I have fat asses. Does that count?
4.How often do you shave? No. I am lazy.
5.Do you like canned beets? I don't like vegetables.
6.What is your mother's name? Janet.
7.What do you call your mother? Mommy.
8.Do you enjoy having siblings? I didn't used to, but now I do. I guess thats what comes of never seeing them.
9.Where would you bury a body? In Laurel's truck, so she takes the rap!
10. If you could pick a particlular person to bury, who would that be? Uncle Sam. I don't want to do my taxes, motherfucker.
11. What is your favorite brand of cigarettes? I don't smoke.
12. If you don't smoke, what is your favorite brand of, um, socks? THE KIND THAT LAUREL DOESN'T STEAL AND TAKE TO ILLINOIS!
13. If you had a guinea pig, what would you name it? WYSIWYG.
14. Can you recite any lines from the movie Ghostbusters ? Any? Fuck that. I can recite ALL of them!
15. What is your favourite kind of keyboard? The ones I'm used to.
16. What celebrity does your perfect mate resemble? William H. Macy, as far as parts he plays.
17. What band are you ashamed to admit you love? I am ashamed of my show tunes.
18. Do you have hair that grows in funny places? Uhm. Whats funny?
19. Do you own any vinyl clothing? I live with a roommate who owns vinyl. Thats enough for me.
20. Do you own any para-military gear? I own big green pants. Does that work?
21. Do own a firearm, and if so, what kind? I have 10, actually.
22. How many piercings do you have? Tongue. I want either my triangle or my nose done. Can't decide. I think I'm too timid for genital piercings.
23. How many tattoos? None yet.
24. Are you religious? No.
25. Do you belong to any Albanian organisations whatsoever? Yes, all of them.
26. What music do you prefer to hump like rabid minks to? The Doors.
27. Do you speak Swahili? Only when I'm angry.
28. What country would you dominate and oppress? The United States, you lot of arrogant fucks.
29. Do you wear make-up? Only when I PMS.
30. In your opinion, what sexual position goes best with polka? The milch cow.
31. What is your favourite beer? Newcastle, atm.
32. Liquor? Cape Cod, please?
33. What can you do with your tongue? I can make a clover out of it. And turn it upside down both ways!
34. Speaking of tongues...If you were to be paid 10 million american dollars to stick your tongue up a penguin's unclean ass on live television, would you do it? For 10 million? Fuck yes.
35. Are you a good shot? I have shite aim.
36. How are you with sharp, pointy objects? Quite happy, thankyou.
37. Are you satisfied with your phyical appearance? Generally. Not lately though, damn lip.
38. What song is in your head right now? Act Natural by Semisonic. DEPRESSING MUCH?
39. What colour do you hate? Purple.
40. Are you a cracker? No, I'm white.
41. What are your ethnic origins? I'm british. Smeg off.
42. If you could pick any other language to speak right now, what would it be? Spanish.
43. Would you go to Antartica? God yes!
44. Whom would you most like to see undergo a painful decompression? Heh. I can think of so many people, but first and foremost, Jerry.
45. Have you ever seen seen a dead body? Yes.
46. Would you like to pee? Not currently, no.
47. Would you eat people if you were starving? Yes.
48. Would you kill them to eat them? No. I'm lazy. If we were starving, they'd die eventually.
49. Would you sacrifice yourself so that your friends and/or loved ones could live? Yes.
50. Why did you even bother to fill this out? No job. Nothing better to do.

current mood: bored

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Friday, April 6th, 2001
9:02 am - Girlunder -- Now in AVOCADO!
New vomit colours for this page. I'm currently looking at the developer features of livejournal, and thinking that today's project, now that my interview has been rescheduled for a SECOND time, will be to port this to lou.nu or girlunder.net.

FYI, a large bulk of my entries from this point forward are going to be "Friends Only," because I would rather limit my audience than open him up to criticism and skepticism. If you're on my friends list, then sign into livejournal.com before you view here. If you're not, but would like to be, then you should mail me.

I wish the weather was nicer in San Diego. Its rather dismal outside ..

current mood: sleepy

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Thursday, April 5th, 2001
12:25 pm - Dear World,
I know that my last Dear World entry kind of snowballed, as far as comments go, but here comes another one.



Dear World,

I got Chris Tani stoned last night. The effects were unprecendented. :)

Yours, Louise

current mood: amused

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9:47 am - A note to Andrew ...
I am holding my new journal entries ransom. You will be able to view them in exchange for giving me your username here @ livejournal. I am non-negotiable on those terms.

And, just in case you needed convincing, I wrote one about last night. If you want to see it, you'll pay up.

Yours, Louise

PS. You're perfect. :P

current mood: content

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Wednesday, April 4th, 2001
2:05 pm - What will I do without her?
What am I going to do without Laurel for a whole 10 days?

Damn Matthew. Damn him to HELL! :P



I know I'll have people to kick it with, but I've grown so accustomed to having her around, that even when she leaves the house just for the day, or when I leave without her, it feels like something is missing. Although, while she's gone, I VOW to clean the house. Its a fucking pig stye. The entire left side of our kitchen (if you're facing the sink, of course) has become one extended garbage can. And even Bobby, who spent a fucking year and a half in state prison, refused to use our bathroom.

The past week, despite having to go home this weekend, has been absolutely fabulous. The job thing is coming together, the boy thing is coming together, and living with Laurel is fucking perfect. You can't beat stopping in Casa de Fruta to drive pantsless! :) Well, yes you can, but it involves stopping in Blossom Hill to drive pantsless instead.

I've been socializing more with my neighbors, and I'm going to get out alot this weekend. Things really are looking up for San Diego. Its been really difficult to establish myself here, but I think things are finally coming together.

current mood: pleased

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Thursday, March 29th, 2001
12:30 am - MY ROOMMATE IS A DRUNK ASS SLUT
Dear World,

My roommate is a drunk ass slut.

Love, Louise

current mood: sober

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Tuesday, March 27th, 2001
8:59 pm - DJ Terrence is my next door neighbor!?
http://www.solution38.com/tns/

Every Tuesday night at 8pm, PST.

current mood: anxious

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12:01 pm - You've been gone exactly two weeks; Two weeks and three days
I believe in fate.

Things are falling into place.

I'm meeting people in San Diego.

I have GOOD job prospects.

I love my roommate more than I love cookies.

I've been coding, more and more. I'm getting back into the swing of things.

I can let go of the past.

current mood: artistic

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Thursday, March 15th, 2001
3:56 pm - On the highs on the lows
This is not fucking okay. I don't have to fucking take this. I can do something. Fuck cancer. I fucking can, and I fucking will. Because I need to because I love her.

I've been so manic since I found out. Low. High. Low. High. Low. Lower. Low. Lower. Nothing. Everything. FUCK.

I need to go smoke. Now.

current mood: angry

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3:19 pm - i miss you, i love you
Its okay. You'll get through this. Its just accident. Nothing more. You don't even have cancer anymore. And you're the best parent ever.

And I love you.



I may be making a trip to England soon. I wish I wasn't.

current mood: sad

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Tuesday, March 13th, 2001
12:24 am - food for thought
'True love is when your heart and your mind are saying the same thing.' - Leanna L. Bartram

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Monday, March 12th, 2001
11:29 pm - bein' with you girl, like bein --
low. hey hey hey like bein' stoned.

I know whats good for me.

Now why don't I ever fucking take it?

current mood: low

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Thursday, March 8th, 2001
9:47 pm - DEAR SWEET LORD RESCUE ME
I have 21 more hours until Laurel stops talking about Matt being here in less than a day.

Then I have 7 days before Laurel stops ignoring me in lieu of continual mind blowing sex.

GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE UNTIL LAUREL IS UNHORMONAL.

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